The Saddest Bitch in all of Spectrum

lightspeedsound:

lightspeedsound:

and yet another dude on OKCupid refused to read my profile, which explicitly states what I’m interested in (platonic, non-relationship, long-distance pen pals).  Result: one use of the word cunt, two messages, and a claim to never want to spend time messaging me again…and then messaging me again. Also, background: I mention Kabalevsky as a “you should message me if” topic.

This is my final reply:

Oh look, yet another injured male attempting to sound like the “nice guy,” but instead sending a ridiculously sex-related message having to do with a dude getting lucky with me.

In what relationship is your message anything what I’m looking for?

Also: congratulations on doing exactly what every single other douchebag does: attack a woman for saying “not interested.”

In what universe is calling me a cunt because I didn’t like your message somehow the higher ground?

You do realize that you just went far and beyond my message, right? I said I prefer people who read my profile. You then proceeded to say that I’m clearly a bitch from my profile. So why the hell did you message me in the first place?

Also: I love how you said you didn’t want to spend another minute talking to me…and then you messaged me again.

You might want to rethink your conversational skills and dating tactics. Not sure many women would go for the obsessively insulting and self-indulgent thing you have going for you.

EDIT; OH MY GOD HE’S STILL MESSAGING ME. HE WON’T STOP. OH MY GOD. THIS IS HILARIOUS. must post MORE.

OK: so bear in mind, ALL OF THOSE MESSAGES were sent to me BEFORE I REPLIED. 

this is my actual final reply to him:

REBLOGGING TO SHARE ALL THE HILARIOUSITY THAT ENSUED. THE GUY SENT ME FOUR. MESSAGES.

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